Jake. 21.Tumblr (3.0; @vel0city)http://vel0city.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sv2ezYqY1rpm9hyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sv2ezYqY1rpm9hyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sv2ezYqY1rpm9hyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sv2ezYqY1rpm9hyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/30990093067">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/PKFGn">THIS BLOG. <strong>THIS</strong>!</a></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31304235059http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31304235059Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:39:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3ugsksWY1qd9gw0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/31052582822">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/PKFGn">THIS BLOG. <strong>THIS</strong>!</a></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31303516005http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31303516005Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:30:48 -04002012: slutty 12 year olds<br /> 2016: slutty 10 year olds<br /> 2020: slutty 6 year olds<br /> 2025: slutty 3 year olds<br /> 2030: slutty 1 year olds<br /> 2035: slutty fetuses http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31303489133http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31303489133Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:30:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xqci3vpi1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xqci3vpi1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xqci3vpi1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xqci3vpi1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xqci3vpi1qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xqci3vpi1qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xqci3vpi1qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xqci3vpi1qc8jh0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/31058685195">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/PKFGn">THIS BLOG. <strong>THIS</strong>!</a></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31303229713http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31303229713Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:27:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0imwK1af1qdcc0qo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0imwK1af1qdcc0qo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/31109404390">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/PKFGn">THIS BLOG. <strong>THIS</strong>!</a></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31303088302http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31303088302Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:25:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/31179883990">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>hidden autoplay</em></p> <p><em><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ww9bASFn1qjco0e.jpg"/></em></p> <p class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/PKFGn">THIS BLOG. <strong>THIS</strong>!</a></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31302967594http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31302967594Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:23:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fmfcvJar1r9f8c9o10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/31182413694">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/PKFGn">THIS BLOG. <strong>THIS</strong>!</a></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31302888229http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31302888229Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:22:46 -0400<p>Lul ;3333</p>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31302324579http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31302324579Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:15:29 -0400<p>I know this Cassandra and she’s very pretty and perfect. ;3 And she’s my wifey c;</p>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31301922608http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31301922608Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:10:14 -0400<p>I’ll do two people ;3</p> <p>So I know a Taylor and I met her on Facebook and she’s gorgeous and talented and she’s thhurr whenever for me and she’s just perfect c;</p> <p>And I know another Taylor. Well, knew. We dated and we broke up so she was like, “nO, I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF.”</p> <p>And to this day I don’t know if she actually did or not and I’m pretty terrified. o-o</p> <p>sO YEAH, THUR YE GO.</p>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31301510443http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31301510443Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:04:00 -0400<p>I&#8217;d kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is illegal.</p>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31301212061http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31301212061Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:00:53 -0400true<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4y9t6FU011r7mjy5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31300944445http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31300944445Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:57:27 -0400<blockquote> <p>you unfollowed me because i am too perfect for you</p> <p>i know</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6xoqfyQOg1qfmdiy.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296628415http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296628415Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:59:40 -0400<p>Hey bby.</p>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296539752http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296539752Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:58:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/30726105729">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When Barack Obama makes a joke:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9pb9tlulz1r6v1uz.gif"/></p> <p>When Mitt Romney makes a joke:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9pbdmZ6nr1r6v1uz.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296521665http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296521665Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:58:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9od1zzKsl1rfoctro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bringmeacloud.tumblr.com/post/31236969580/gray-the-anon-strobelightpuroisen">bringmeacloud</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gray-the-anon.tumblr.com/post/31233983561/strobelightpuroisen-niall-ate-my-url-idea">gray-the-anon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strobelightpuroisen.tumblr.com/post/31233533704/niall-ate-my-url-idea-keepcalmandshipgadge">strobelightpuroisen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niall-ate-my-url-idea.tumblr.com/post/31232522864/keepcalmandshipgadge-what-about-theres-no">niall-ate-my-url-idea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keepcalmandshipgadge.tumblr.com/post/31232104018/what-about-theres-no-more-food-huh">keepcalmandshipgadge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHAT ABOUT “THERE’S NO MORE FOOD” HUH</p> </blockquote> <p>“The internet doesn’t work.”</p> </blockquote> <p>“Tumblr’s been shut down.”</p> </blockquote> <p>“(name of fandom) no longer exists” </p> </blockquote> <p>“There’s nothing to eat.” xc</p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296423221http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296423221Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:56:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w5cl79fk1qgzxcao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/31268052002">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/PKFGn">THIS BLOG. <strong>THIS</strong>!</a></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296143925http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296143925Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:52:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/30790627442">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>people talking to me on fb chat</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pqpoJL0V1qeohz1o1_400.jpg"/> </p> <p>people talking to me</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pqpoJL0V1qeohz1o1_400.jpg"/></p> <p>people</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pqpoJL0V1qeohz1o1_400.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296000693http://vel0city.tumblr.com/post/31296000693Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:50:49 -0400